Saturday, October 9, 2010

Stop thief!!!!

Too late!

OMG I had to share this picture that I borrowed (stole) from my friend Sally. OK, so she's not my friend, she probably doesn't even know who I am, but you understand the term friend in blogspeak right? I'm a happiness whore. If you make me laugh, you are my friend. So, this morning, Sally is my BFF for sure. I laughed right out loud. Before I finished my coffee. Quite unsettling actually. I got looks of horror from the hubster and the dog cowered in the corner. They probably thought I was going to go on another binge with the 10 inch chef knife. Nah, you only do that once. Anyway, without further ado, I bring you...

I for one have been there. Oh I know I should have my act together "at my age", but know what? I don't. I'm not perfect. Hell I'm not even mediocre...yet. I'm striving for mediocrity though. I'm trying to learn moderation. I'm going to print this little guy off and put him on my fridge. If you're struggling, you are not alone. Let me say that again. You are not alone.

If you've just eaten enough food to keep a camp of starving Ethiopians full for 2 years, don't despair. You are not alone. When I do things like that, I'll think, "OMG I'm the only one in the world that does this". It makes me feel better to know I'm not. That I'm not totally insane.

We can do this people. We may be old dogs, but we can learn new tricks. We can learn to leave one slice in the box. Just one. When we get that licked, we can learn to leave 2 slices. Baby steps. One day we'll learn that we can take just 2 slices from the box and leave ALL the rest.

Oh ya. Nothing better than old doggies learning new tricks.

Peace be the journey



  1. here I am raising my hand

    old dog --- check
    learning new tricks --- check

  2. Happiness whore!!!!!!!! Love it. My new fav phrase.

  3. lol Love it Debby! Love the picture you STOLE! :) xoxo

  4. Um yeah, I've NEVER done that before. The 370 pounds just appeared on my body by magic.

    Great pic! LOL

  5. Love that photo and, yeah, I can't believe I've eaten the whole thing... and looked around for more. yikes!

  6. Love that photo! That's my dog! Well, not my exact dog, but I do have a pug and well, if she could she would eat the entire pizza! So funny!

    I am right there with you every step of the way (as much as I can through the blogosphere of course). I have started "anew". Hoping this is IT. But, knowing I am human. We have got to do this. Remember? No fat grandmas!! haha Love ya!

  7. LOL that was great! Thanks for sharing.

  8. Of course I know who you are! We're BOTH happiness whores :)