Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Winner winner chicken dinner

OK, so I didn't find a bucket from the Colonel on my doorstep, but I did find this in my inbox. TJ sent it to me. Love that woman to death, I really do. She is going to be one of the main motivators to get me back on plan. If not THE main one.

Of course the damn thing came with rules. Insert eye roll here.

Here's the copy & paste stuff:
1. Get really excited that you got the coolest award EVER!
2. Choose ONE of the following options of accepting the OMB award:
(a) Get really drunk and blog for 15 minutes straight, or for as long as you can focus.
(b) Write about your most embarrassing moment.
(c) Write a “Soundtrack of your childhood” post.
(d) Make your next blog a ‘vlog’/video blog.
Basically, you’re talking to the camera about whatever.
(e) Take a picture of yourself first thing in the morning,
before you do anything else (hair, make up, etc) and post it.
3. Pass the award on to at least three, but preferably more, awesome bloggers as yourself.
Don’t forget to tell them.

Ya, get excited before my coffee? I don't freakin think so. I don't speak before my coffee. I like nobody before my coffee. Hell, I don't even like myself before my coffee.

Get drunk and blog? Again, I don't freakin think so. If I get drunk, and I can do something for 15 minutes, it's sure the hell not going to be blog!

Making a video blog was appealing as I've just won that little video camera that is supposed to make uploading shit to YouTube super easy. I'd have to go find it and do it though and I really don't have anything to say right now.

So, that left this option.

Shit, I'm useless before my coffee. As long as that's here...we're selling it. Whole kit and kaboodle for 60,000. Not a scratch or a ding. Interested? You have my digits.

So, NOW it left this option.

Oh yes, I'm one freaking ray of sunshine in the morning.



  1. LOL That was funny! Sorry I don't need the truck and camper but I hope you can sell it!

    I think you look pretty good in the morning prior to your cuppa!

  2. Could totally be worse. Could be me in the morning before the morning "Dew" in which my hair is generally sticking straight up! Loads of fun.

    Hi again, btw, I just moved back into "town" catching up on old friends. Grats on all your weight loss, shimmy some of that weight loss success my way will ya? lol. :)


  3. I was hoping that this award would kick ya in the hiney and give you the push you needed to get back into the swing of things actually. :) HEHE xoxo Cheers, as I sip my coffee (bed head and all) with ya!

  4. Such a fun post, Debby! :-D

    If I posted a pic of myself first thing in the morning, without makeup or hair being done--I swear to God, the scream reverberating throughout the blogosphere would be deafening! LOL


  5. lol. i am sooooo not a morning person. and i dont even like coffee.

    ive posted me in the morning not pretty.