Of course the damn thing came with rules. Insert eye roll here.
Here's the copy & paste stuff:
1. Get really excited that you got the coolest award EVER!
2. Choose ONE of the following options of accepting the OMB award:
(a) Get really drunk and blog for 15 minutes straight, or for as long as you can focus.
(b) Write about your most embarrassing moment.
(c) Write a “Soundtrack of your childhood” post.
(d) Make your next blog a ‘vlog’/video blog.
Basically, you’re talking to the camera about whatever.
(e) Take a picture of yourself first thing in the morning,
before you do anything else (hair, make up, etc) and post it.
3. Pass the award on to at least three, but preferably more, awesome bloggers as yourself.
Don’t forget to tell them.
Ya, get excited before my coffee? I don't freakin think so. I don't speak before my coffee. I like nobody before my coffee. Hell, I don't even like myself before my coffee.
Get drunk and blog? Again, I don't freakin think so. If I get drunk, and I can do something for 15 minutes, it's sure the hell not going to be blog!
Making a video blog was appealing as I've just won that little video camera that is supposed to make uploading shit to YouTube super easy. I'd have to go find it and do it though and I really don't have anything to say right now.
So, that left this option.
Shit, I'm useless before my coffee. As long as that's here...we're selling it. Whole kit and kaboodle for 60,000. Not a scratch or a ding. Interested? You have my digits.
So, NOW it left this option.
Oh yes, I'm one freaking ray of sunshine in the morning.