OK, here's how it's going to go down.
You know, in the morning. When I go to Weight Watchers. After another, YES ANOTHER, week of unbridled eating.
Weigh In Nancy- Hi! How was your week??
Fat Uber Calorie Konsuming Unendingeating Princess- Awesome!!!
WIN- I'm ready, step on the scale.
FUCK UP- Okey dokey!
WIN- Holy shit! What happened???
FUCK UP- Well, I was giving myself a bikini wax. Yes, I realize that I'm 52 years old, never had one, not sure why I need one, but it just seemed the thing to do. I got a bit carried away with the wax and ripped off things that should have remained in place. I was forced to go to the doctor and she gave me steroids and they made me puff up and retain this 8 pounds.
WIN- So you were a dumb ass hat and ate like a pig again this week? You failed to move your ass AGAIN this week? You ate no fruit, no veg, no milk, and no whole grain AGAIN this week?
FUCK UP- Ya, or it could be that.
Peace be the journey
A wink and a smile
5 years ago